la femme ideale:

i bought this old, embroidered pillow at an estate sale in washington dc for $1. i love its sense of humor. the front of the pillow delcares, in french ...
la femme ideale:
un petit cerveau
un grand coeur
and in english on the flip side ...
and a pretty bottom ( | )

the translation? the ideal woman: a small brain, a large heart and a pretty bottom. très drôle!